After a long standoff between the lower intestine and the urethra, headway may have been made.
Although there are no official reports or confirmations, one spokesperson for both parties had the following to say, "We're confident that trade talks will lead to a resolution. For almost 2 weeks the lower intestine has tried to steal the exports of the urethra, and take a monopoly on all bodily excretion. We are pleased to say it seems to show weekness now in this stance, realizing that it is better suited to deal with raw solid exports, not liquid."
With this recent progress we hope that there will soon be a resolution, where the urethra will have full control of all liquid excrements, and the lower instestine the solid.
From Koh Lanta, Thailand, Michael Ray.
Lindsay appologizes for me...ha ha ha...
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Only you, Mike! Must come from your father's side. You must be feeling better if you can now joke about it!! mom R
ReplyDeleteWell I think that is HILARIOUS...well said, Mike! And I am very glad to hear you are feeling so much better.
ReplyDeleteHi Mike - The description of your inner conflict indicates that things are on the upswing and peace treaties soon to be signed. Back to normal and all's well with the world. Very good news indeed. We love all of these up to the minute letters. Keep 'em coming.
ReplyDelete>Lyn & Ken< GM and GP.
Good to know my friend!
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